Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I think that cooking is quite a waste of energy, since there are friends and fast food joints more than willing to provide my daily intake of sugars and vitamines. The few times I indulge in cooking for my friends, I like to invent salads. My most cherished one is a mix of salami and tofu, which I presume can accomodate both vegetarians and normal people.
Could you share the recipe?
Okey-doke! You take the salami and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some baguettes.
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. So you make those sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix salami and tofu with some buttermilk and voilà, you are done!
Janis, which is your technique for spotless skin?
As you may have expected, it is a monthly soaking into lukewarm tomato sauce.
I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity eating marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about amebiasis?
Oh, since always.
A famous person you recognize as your doppelganger?
None, but maybe John F. Kennedy, because of our deep bright eyes.
Our society seems exposed to unstoppable ferocity and criminality. What would Janis Ian do?
Actually, I'm sure that lending one million of bucks to every person would make wonders, but most politicians are just selfish old chaps hardly attentive to my ideas.
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