An interview with January Jones
January Jones
January Jones born January 5th, 1978 (Capricorn)
Less known fact: until she was 13 January Jones believed Santa Claus was of Klingon ethnicity (source)

I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity cooking marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which forced me to increase the number of charity events I participate to.

And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of beriberi?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and foreheads of 800 volunteers that will be dispersed in Santa Rosa.

Are you superstitious?
I think I will! I have to shake 2 times a little bag with my baby teeths right before a relevant interview. Clearly not this one.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous are you?
I don't know. Probably, I'm a one in Greenland, but a seven in Sacramento.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
I can win a contest singing "It's My Life" by Jon Bon Jovi.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Yes! I have acquired an irrational phobia for the color purple, after a freak accident happened to my aunt. I'm also scared by roller coasters, but that is quite common.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Ace Ventura.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being January Jones' home telephone number :
722927929 9255332321 4235572982 9923083262 6315484488 2090167816 6970900913 8969587602 446027370 2586457439 4814109747 4845844081 2344889894 337399330 2120599945 8824997996 9262145112 945604692 4202810663 2801684369
Clearly, actors are frantic people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave January Jones alone and we obtained the interview above without her help. Thus, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained via a professional mentalist from Austin.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.