An interview with Jared Leto
Jared Leto
Jared Leto born December 26th, 1971 (Capricorn)
Jared Leto's experimental launch of his fragrance for woman spiced with fish innards essence has been a gigantic disaster (pixabay photo)

We are here today with Jared Leto, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Jared, and welcome to Stalk Your Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm crazy about "Little Women" by Mary Ascott.

You mean, by Louisa May Alcott?
I think you are confusing the book with the movie, however I've heard it both ways.

Nowaday the problem of brucellosis in foxes is reaching gigantic dimensions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
Of course! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($1,500 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of brucellosis in foxes.

What is the strangest nightmare that you remember?
I dreamed being blamed by the ghost of Alexander the Great, while I kept yelling "I did not eat my neighbor's rabbit".

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is dodecaphony.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I spent 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to incapacitate mosquitoes by staring at them.

Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been good, you go to Switzerland, if you have been wicked, you go to Indianapolis.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Jared Leto's secret telephone number :
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I patiently lay in wait forever for an occasion to have a conversation with Jared Leto. The resulting article was great, like it was written by the ghost of Joseph Conrad in his prime. It was awfully lamentable that my doctor destroyed my only copy! After I regained my composure, I made an effort to recall those mind-boggling words. Actually, to be straight here: I'm not so certain this web page is an entirely genuine report of our appointment, and so I'm starting to be uncertain it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.