A conversation with Jared Leto
Jared Leto
Jared Leto born December 26th, 1971 (Capricorn)
Due to a curious accident happened to his uncle, Jared Leto suffers from an irrational phobia for mechanical typewriters and a rational one for crocodiles (pixabay photo)

In a letter published on Journal of Mathematical Ethnology, dr. Charles Peterson has observed that your movies are "a tragic compendium of newfangled symbolic dogmatism". Which is your reaction?
In his recent paper appeared on Canadian Annals of Advanced Deductivism, prof. Jim T. Gutierrez totally disproved that incoherent observation.

Jared, what is the fuss about the next Oscar shitstorm?
Frankly, this is a hot potato.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yes. I'm on the set of the remake of "Dungeon and Dragons", a real masterpiece whose importance has not been fully perceived.

Do you have problems with movie directors?
I was always taking arms against them when I was a little scoundrel, but now I simply sing a song in my head when they prattle.

If I may say so, Jared, you are also well known for your particular requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Call it professional deformation, but I can't live without dehydrated sparkling wine or astronaut memoirs delivered every morning to my suite.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm wild about "Siddhartha" by Herman Nessen.

You surely mean, by Hermann Hesse?
I'm not used to be corrected by non-descript people, and anyway probably we can agree to disagree.

What motivates you to act?
Essentially, everybody likes the sound of my voice.

There is no possibility any of these is Jared Leto's private telephone number :
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To be sincere, my supervisor had planned my hurried appointment with Jared Leto several days beforehand. Unfortunately, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like growing medicinal herbs or learning Mongolian. So, the transcript above is mainly the elaboration of a nightmare I had following a large dinner of deep-fried Mars bars and beans.
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