An interview with Jared Padalecki
Jared Padalecki
Jared Padalecki born July 19th, 1982 (Cancer)
Few people know that Jared Padalecki has requested a patent for a portable volcano. (source)

Which is your favorite snack?
Apples with teriyaki sauce, a tuna slice, two turkey steaks, and a few drops of whiskey.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Jared Padalecki, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at he University of Michigan, signed up for Chemical Theology 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with an online massively multiplayer videogames addiction.

In a letter printed on American Journal of Applied Probabilism, dr. Carl Price described your movies as "a tragic quintessence of contemporary pragmatic stoicism". Anything to add?
Actually, it is clear that in his interesting essay published on American Annals of Humanistic Semiotics, prof. Douglas T. Carter totally refuted that eccentric thesis.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Sarah Connor.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm totally enthusiastic about "The Book Thief" by John Cusak.

You mean, by Markus Zusak?
I doubt it, anyway we can agree to disagree.

When your are not acting, which is your favorite hobby?
I think that collecting and trading USB pens rests my mind.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Jared Padalecki's secret telephone number :
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I lined up a brief rendezvous with Jared Padalecki several weeks in advance. The resulting transcription was breathtaking, like it was written by Shakespeare under the effects of prescription exotic drugs. Hence, it was highly regrettable, to put it mildly, that my dog (probably on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I un-fainted, I attempted to extract from my fading neurons those jaw-dropping words. So, to be clear here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a completely accurate account of what transpired during our interview, and so I'm beginning to question whether it actually took place...
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