yut.me
SAME >
OTHER >
< INDEX
An interview with Jason Bateman
< INDEX
SAME >
OTHER >
Jason Bateman
Jason Bateman born January 14th, 1969 (Capricorn)
tweet
fb
photo
Jason Bateman always employs a scientific way to choose his next move (pixabay photo)

Jason, do you like ferrets?
N-n-n-o-o-o!

For which reason you do not like ferrets, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one ferret bite my cousin's naughty parts. This is one of the reasons I become an actor, so I should probably reconsider my relation with ferrets.

How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll one week ago. I think I'm a four in Seattle, but a ten in Amazonas.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Of course! But just once. It was an unsettling experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Mark Twain appeared and conjectured that I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Pablo Picasso.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Van Helsing", a real masterpiece whose meaning has not been fully recognized.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, here it is my guaranteed cure. In case of drunkness mix three parts of rum, two parts of fruit drink and some bbq sauce. Gargle with the resulting elixir every 10 minutes for at least 2 hours.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the tugboat appearing in your last movie?
I already told the police everything I know.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, several years ago I went camping with a special friend. You know, we were young and wild and so we did "it" in the meadows, in the middle of nature.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Jason Bateman's home telephone number is listed here :
6311844755 2078944254 4938480742 4415637009 4368886387 6721068289 5969450196 7061415724 5711524875 2774714394 9645335837 5108012000 9999318948 3438298710 6541434166 9228113227 820146336 6083706722 4654824715 956235089
Vips are very over-booked people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Jason Bateman alone and we obtained the interview above without disturbing him. Thus, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained thanks to a professional mind reader.
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Wiz Khalifa Bonnie Raitt Lauren Cohan Mireille Enos Mickey Rourke Natalie Dormer Patricia Arquette Bonnie Wright Sarah Hyland Patrick Stewart Mary Steenburgen Luke Evans James Franco Sean Penn Christian Serratos P!nk Angélica Celaya Usher Hilarie Burton
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.