Jason, do you like ferrets?
For which reason you do not like ferrets, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one ferret bite my cousin's naughty parts. This is one of the reasons I become an actor, so I should probably reconsider my relation with ferrets.
How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll one week ago. I think I'm a four in Seattle, but a ten in Amazonas.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Of course! But just once. It was an unsettling experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Mark Twain appeared and conjectured that I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of Pablo Picasso.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yes. I'm in the middle of filming the sequel of "Van Helsing", a real masterpiece whose meaning has not been fully recognized.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, here it is my guaranteed cure. In case of drunkness mix three parts of rum, two parts of fruit drink and some bbq sauce. Gargle with the resulting elixir every 10 minutes for at least 2 hours.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the tugboat appearing in your last movie?
I already told the police everything I know.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, several years ago I went camping with a special friend. You know, we were young and wild and so we did "it" in the meadows, in the middle of nature.
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