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A talk with Jason Clarke
Jason Clarke
Jason Clarke born July 17th, 1969 (Cancer)
Last month, Jason Clarke has sold his renowned gummy bears collection to an unnamed cardinal for $287,000 (pixabay photo)

Jason, what do you think of the controversial problem of global warming?
I have deducted that this purported global warming anomaly is surely a foolish plot of Genovia's wacky scientists.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can proudly confess that I have my own exclusive brand. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Pteryhydrax dentata, an almost extinct bulb native of Robonia.

Do you have any vice?
I watch catz videos on YouTube. See, I’m probably going to be judged for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a tinker's cuss.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To fortify my character, I often meditate on a bed made of glass splinters profusely peppered with salt.

Jason, what do you think about president Donald Trump?
I'm a little preoccupied, since I heard rumors that Trump wants to move Hollywood from the beatnik California to his beloved West Virginia.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on arms and foreheads of 900 models that will be set free in El Cajon.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm extremely fond of "The Book Thief" by John Cusak.

You surely mean, by Markus Zusak?
Maybe you are confusing it with another edition, but we can agree to disagree.

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My chief had lined up my hurried talk with Jason Clarke several weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like walking my pet raccoon or breeding newts. So, the interview above is essentially the impression of a dream I had following a heavy dinner based on wild boar stew and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.