Which is the most blush-making DVD in hour home?
Ho-hum! Excluding "Disaster Movie", I fear it is "Spice World" or "Seven Pounds".
As everybody knows, the problem of botulism in tigers is attaining huge dimensions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Yeah! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The proceeds ($1,000/night) will go to a foundation for the cure of botulism in tigers.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
Occasionally you have directors who are cooperative people like me, but usually they're not.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
A restraining order prohibits me to talk about it.
What do you have in your pockets?
This is a tricky one. Since this transcription is a fantasy of your lascivious mind, I'm in my immodest underwear, so no pockets at all.
Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Yes! It is regrettable that I have so little time to put down the words. Last month I've seen the cover illustration of "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", and I found it palatable. So, I've ordered my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Mark Twain - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the moment I've not heard any answer.
Jason, what is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
I've already expressed my opinion in an essay accepted for publication on Annals of Qualitative Logic, written in collaboration with the eminent prof. Roger M. King.
Are you superstitious?
You bet! I need to fill my left pocket with gravel before a critical meeting.
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