A talk with Jason Isaacs
Jason Isaacs
Jason Isaacs born June 6th, 1963 (Gemini)
During an uncanny ritual, Jason Isaacs was briefly mutated into a quite docile goat (pixabay photo)

I'm here today with a special guest, Jason Isaacs, who just made his way through his last movie. Hi, Jason, and welcome to All My Celebrities.
Good morning to you, and thank you for calling me.

Jason, what do you think of global warming?
I've expressed my thoughts in an article printed on European Journal of Psychological Forum, written in collaboration with the renowned dr. Charles Z. Williams.

Do you use an alias when you book a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to excape stalkers and supporters
That's for certain! I'll go to extremes to elude those punks. We mostly employ the alias "Jason Isiacs".

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Charlie Hunnam, because I liked him as Rambo.

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yep! I have developed an irrational phobia for venetian blinds, after an uncanny accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also terrified by roller coasters, but that is quite common.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Several years ago I was camping in Sweden with a friend and we did "that" in the meadows, in the middle of nature.

Nowaday the problem of laryngitis in cats is attaining gigantic dimensions. Is Jason Isaacs doing anything in this respect?
I think I will! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The profits ($1,000/night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of laryngitis in cats.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "The OA"?
Oh my heck! The set was full of monkeys. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Jason Isaacs' home telephone number :
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