A conversation with Jason Momoa
Jason Momoa
Jason Momoa born August 1st, 1979 (Leo)
To make his ego tougher, Jason Momoa often sleeps on a bunk made of thorns liberally showered with chili (pixabay photo)

How is your relationship with movie directors?
As a rule I don’t want to be ordered what to do. See also my issues with cops.

Could you improvise a song for us.
But of course! Here it is

The gopher of agony
The bleak gopher of agony
dwindles on the dismal grasslands of hallucination
when I stare at the insanity of this planet.
If only it had been the pig of agony
we could have bacon at least.

What is your opinion about the problem of global warming?
I have the proofs that this alleged global warming nonsense is just a hideous machination of Grenyarnia's undercover agents.

You have been seen in an embarassing situation with a star whose name or gender I've not the permission to release. Have you something to add?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with W.N..

I may have a photograph.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
Yes, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is perfectly cool and then for no reason at all your office is stormed by the SWAT looking for some wicked things a dude has planted there. Do you understand now?

Now that I look it better, the photo is indistinct...
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?

According to my agent, Stephen Amell, because we were in the same chess club when we were younger.

There is no possibility any of these is Jason Momoa's home telephone number :
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I patiently sat on my bottom for several years for the privilege to have a short exchange with Jason Momoa. The resulting transcription was amazing, like "Gulliver's Travels" rewritten by Magneto. Hence, it was awfully disastrous that my armadillo set my only copy on fire! After I restored my sobriety, I attempted to recollect those amazing words. So, to be frank, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains a perfectly truly report of what transpired during our meeting, and so I'm starting to question whether it actually happened...
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