Jason, what are your feelings about president Trump?
I promised my canary I would not embarass myself, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.
Where will you go on your next vacation?
For next summer I leased a luxurious palace in a secretive valley of Novistrana. The only complication was making a payment in Linden dollars to the cheerful landlord from Nigeria that proposed me the business in the interweb.
You appear to be always so sprightly and cheerful. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that each of us has two sides. For example, when I see another artist, I shudder with aversion and I grind my teeth. And all of a sudden, I feel an impulse to expunge that dunce from the earth and pirouette on his cold casket. That is my bright side... I let you imagine how my dark side is.
What have you got in your pocket?
I got a shitload of money in my pockets. You can look at them, you may ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
Are these the only rock groups you know?
On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I don't know. Probably, I'm a one in Congo, but a ten in Memphis.
What do you think of the issue of global warming?
I think that global warming is a serious problem. Anyway, my followers will undoubtedly approve my decision to acquire mainly mansions at least 90 feet above the sea-level.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
That's right! I suffer with an irrational fear for butterflies, due to a bizzarre accident happened to my cousin. I'm also terrified by lions, but that is quite normal.
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