Can you tell me the square root of 230493733?
Even a half-witted ferret can answer that, provided it has a transplanted thumb and a smartphone.
Do you like to cook?
Goodness no! But I like to improvise salads. My most cherished one is a mix of bacon and bean sprouts, which I think can be suited for both vegans and normal people.
Interesting! Could you share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the bacon and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.
Do not mind, my recipe comes from one for sandwiches. After you made the sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix bacon and bean sprouts with some chives and voilà, you are done!
My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Sheraton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to project my aura, about 7 inches far.
Are you superstitious?
Of course! I often shave my left eyebrow a little right before an important work interview. Obviously not this one.
What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the relaxing jangle of two pieces of gold kissing each other. But please, write instead something more likeable, like "the breath of your dozing child" or "the cheerful giggle of an angelic child ".
What is the fuss about the next Oscar quarreling?
Frankly, this is a minefield.
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