A conversation with Jason Sudeikis
Jason Sudeikis
Jason Sudeikis born September 18th, 1975 (Virgo)
In his will, Jason Sudeikis has stipulated that his body should be buried under a pyramid (pixabay photo)

When your are not acting, which is your preferred pastime?
I think that collecting and trading old door knobs and door handles is quite relaxing.

Can you tell us what is the first prize you ever won?
At the age of 9, I won the "Chocolate Hare Medal" issued by the municipality of Los Angeles for "impressive and unneeded stage exhibition".

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Jason Sudeikis, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and sang John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt until they gave me a job.

Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that cooking food is a waste of time, since there are bistros and bars willing to provide my daily RDA of carbohydrates and fats. The few times I indulge in cooking for my friends, I like to invent salads. My treasure is a mix of bacon and seaweeds, which I assume can accomodate both vegs and normal people.

Interesting! Could you share the recipe with us?
Aye! You take the bacon and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.

Italian focaccia?
It does not matter, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix bacon and seaweeds with some butter and there it is!

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
I have developed an unreasonable fear for Teddy bears, by reason of a curious accident happened to my cousin. I'm also scared by clowns, but that is quite common.

If I may say so, Jason, you are well known for your strange requests when staying in hotels. Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Call it mulishness, but I can't stay anywhere without astronaut memoirs or Danish dandelions delivered every morning to my room.

There is no possibility any of these is Jason Sudeikis' home telephone number :
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I lay in wait for many weeks for an occasion to have a little appointment with Jason Sudeikis. The resulting piece was stunning, like "The Old Man and the Sea" rewritten by Superman. It was unfortunate, to put it mildly, that my neighbor (maybe on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I buried the body (so to speak), I made an effort to remember those jaw-dropping words. Actually, to be aboveboard here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is an entirely truthful report of what transpired during our rendezvous, and so I'm beginning to question whether it actually took place...
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