Nowaday the problem of albinism in zebras is reaching gigantic dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Absolutely! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,000/night) will be granted to a charity for the cure of albinism in zebras.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
If I cannot sing my songs, when I want to start my session with a bang I sing "Summer" by Calvin Harris.
Do you have any scar?
I think I will! I have a tiny lobster shaped scar on my right arm, a memory of my troubled clash with a raving armadillo.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Evan Peters, because we were in the same book club when we were in high scool.
Modern world seems exposed to ferocity and violence. What would Jay-Z do?
Actually, I'm sure that donating one million of bucks to every person can make wonders, but most legislators are rapacious aged punks hardly enticed by my ideas.
Which is your favorite snack?
Mushrooms with soy sauce, a mushroom, four kale leaves, and some lemonade.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!
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