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Jay-Z born December 4th, 1969 (Sagittarius)
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In his mansion in California, next to the Jared Leto's one, Jay-Z is producing his own red wine, whose name, by an unluckly accident, sounds like a shocking obscenity in German (pixabay photo)

Nowaday the problem of albinism in zebras is reaching gigantic dimensions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Absolutely! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,000/night) will be granted to a charity for the cure of albinism in zebras.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
If I cannot sing my songs, when I want to start my session with a bang I sing "Summer" by Calvin Harris.

Do you have any scar?
I think I will! I have a tiny lobster shaped scar on my right arm, a memory of my troubled clash with a raving armadillo.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Evan Peters, because we were in the same book club when we were in high scool.

Modern world seems exposed to ferocity and violence. What would Jay-Z do?
Actually, I'm sure that donating one million of bucks to every person can make wonders, but most legislators are rapacious aged punks hardly enticed by my ideas.

Which is your favorite snack?
Mushrooms with soy sauce, a mushroom, four kale leaves, and some lemonade.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Ace Ventura.

I don't want to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Jay-Z's home telephone number is listed here :
874818515 535958387 4679441344 5448786909 2759401057 535582260 758795044 9055956820 978247891 5701057613 2488560997 6281538920 2840898015 9503966566 6029306573 9140648435 286763571 8505682781 7345673201 9167313559
Clearly, vips are busy people. It's difficult for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Jay-Z completely alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing him. Therefore, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained thanks to a reliable mind reader.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.