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Jay Baruchel
Jay Baruchel born April 9th, 1982 (Aries)
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A faultless neighbor, a bizarre cousin or a mere bystander? Well, we have not the slightest idea, but we pixellated the picture nonetheless! (pixabay photo)

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Jay Baruchel, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "Final Fantasy XII" player.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "How to Train Your Dragon"?
Very well! They do not assemble a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of compelling causes for that...

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! But just once. It was an uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of John Adams manifested and conjectured that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Walt Disney's tailor.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably an ocelot. A large, fat, placid ocelot, full and sleepy in the summer shade.

A famous person you think to as an inspiration?
As my fans like to think, Thomas Jefferson, because of our innate spirit of enquiry. In my ideal world we both love cute bobcats.

Jay, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
One of my most firm resolutions is to obtain a license for flying my dirigible.

According to some witnesses, you have been in a particular position with a star whose name and whose gender I've not the permission to expose. Do you have any comment?
Do you mean V.E.? It's an absolutely harmless thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with R.S...

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, probably some stray photons spontaneously concocted an utterly random photo in which you wrongly tagged me. For example, given the right conditions, your cat or your house could "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Are we on the level?

I think you are right, this is a photo of my pet gopher...

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Jay Baruchel's private telephone number :
8862413941 2070553765 911722666 9086382750 8272253642 4919243805 448729938 8907941449 6716612150 8704356634 6821508345 8666923193 2002160828 4593897825 2521976944 4343797987 3990808592 269637189 8413890096 7442753411
To be honest, my supervisor had planned my brief meeting with Jay Baruchel many months beforehand. Unfortunately, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Cool as Ice". So, the transcript above is essentially the recollection of a nightmare I had after a large dinner of raw onions and beans.
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