What do you have in your pockets?
I got a shitload of money in my pockets. You can watch them, you can ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the consoling tinkle of two emeralds touching each other. However, my agent urges you to write instead something more mainstream, say, "the first 'dad' of your baby" or "the placid purr of an unworried kitten".
A fictional character you recognize as an inspiration?
As a poll suggests, Ace Ventura, because of our deep clever eyes.
Jean-Claude, do you have something to say to young people?
Absolutely! Don't let the color of your skin rule your world. Unless you are green. In that case see a physician as soon as possible.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Indeed! It is unfortunate that I have so little time to put down the words, as we writers use to say. Last winter I've read the back cover of the book "The Road", and I found it quite passable. Therefore, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Cormac McCarthy - since I need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Indeed! I'm on the set of the remake of "Four Christmases", a timeless jewel whose magnitude has not been perceived by critics.
Do you have any superpower?
Talking backwards, except on Sundays. Maybe this is quite remarkable in people with Norvegian ancestors.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Brad Pitt, since I imagine we both like cats.
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