Jean-Claude, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Jean-Claude's surprise". In the middle of one of my famed explorations of Bolivian plateau, I discovered a shrub unknown to botanists, now named Hemiropsis nodulosa, that blooms only every 7 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of peaches and gasoline. You have to be rich enough even to find it distasteful...
Jean-Claude, you are also well known for your singular requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Everybody should learn that Jean-Claude needs what Jean-Claude needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's deep-fried ants or a lobster pizza.
What is your opinion about global warming?
I've made clear my opinion in a letter accepted for publication on Transactions on Qualitative Ethnology.
Apart from acting, is there something you do better than anybody else?
I can solve the Rubik's cube while I'm skiing.
Jean-Claude, what is the fuss about the current Oscar controversy?
Frankly, this is an elephant in the room.
Our society seems exposed to criminality and ferocity. What would Jean-Claude Van Damme do?
Well, I think that giving one million to every person can fix many issues, but most politicians are greedy chaps.
I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Yes! It is lamentable that I have so little time to write. Recently I've read the summary of the abridged version of "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", and I found it more or less acceptable. Thus, I've ordered my agent to call the author - a certain Mark Twain - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any news.
Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Vulgaria flag. It is white and brown with a little purple gerbil somewhere. Vulgaria is a nice but desperate country. They are so poverty-stricken their dictionaries stop at the letter "T".
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