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Jeff Bridges
Jeff Bridges born December 4th, 1949 (Sagittarius)
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Apart from acting, Jeff Bridges' second best choice would be the career of professional sand castle builder (pixabay photo)

As everybody knows, the problem of astigmatism in tigers is attaining gigantic proportions. Is Jeff Bridges doing anything in this respect?
You bet! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The proceeds ($1,400 per night) will be donated to an organization for the cure of astigmatism in tigers.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every other day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Jeff Brydges", who happens to be a retired pathologist from Memphis. That's quite saddening, but not as much embarassing as finding that for Bing my name sounds like an appalling blasphemy in Russian.

How do you invest the money you make acting?
If you are interested, I can give you the phone of some financial advisors from Russia who can make you a juicy offer. You better choose which finger you can do without, if things go snafu.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
That's right! I have acquired an unreasonable phobia for Teddy bears, on account of an uncanny accident occurred to my uncle. I'm also terrified by Ouija boards, but that is quite normal.

Jeff, you seem to be always so lively and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that every person has two sides. At times, when I see a colleague actor, my teeth rattle with fury and my sight fades out. And all of a sudden, I fight the urge to kill his mocking smirk. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to know about that side.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in daily instalments.

Jeff, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
But of course! Modern research has demonstrated that sniffing glue like a vacuum cleaner may have undesirable long-term aftereffects, like loss of eardrums or painful death. But now you can stop being afraid! Buy "Jeff's wonder", now with more Dimotrapella magnifica extracts. Just $19.99 for 90 tablets. (Disclaimer : Not actually a drug. It usually may cause otitis or induce suicide. Gluten-free. It may contain traces of shellfish and glitter).

What do you eat between meals?
Onions with tahini, a burger, two sponge cakes, and a tumbler of lemonade.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Jeff Bridges' secret telephone number :
214350875 211145227 5787935980 7755068372 4083792599 3511778961 216436636 537176899 9073353462 3341491996 5015755018 7115106480 204058607 678592969 6187789737 4881296055 5401388009 7079480423 2029142071 5634442892
Clearly, vips are very busy people. It's difficult for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Jeff Bridges totally alone and we obtained the interview above without his help. Therefore, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained from a reliable mentalist.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.