Jeff, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Jeff's sensation". During one of my famed researches in Andean plateau, I discovered an unremarkable new shrub, now named Lithocentra macrocarpa, which every 12 years blooms and gives fruits whose flavor reminds of bananas and glue. You have to be rich enough even to unlike it...
Are you superstitious?
Positively! I use to kiss a wooden figurine representing Sigmund Freud right before a critical meeting. Obviously not today.
How do you invest the considerable fortune you make?
I asked myself: "What's popular with people?" and the answer is BBQ sauce! So I bought 2400000 bottles of BBQ sauce which I amassed in my vaults,.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Dumb & Dumber"?
Shit fire and save matches! The set was full of stink bugs. They were coming outta the goddamn walls!.
You are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of June I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue corn and blue jays died by natural causes.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Indeed! It is lamentable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Last week I've seen the cover illustration of "The Alchemist", and I found it quite palatable. Hence, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Paulo Coelho - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.
Can you tell me the square root of 436652152?
According to my fans one of the possible answers is 97.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is an ocelot. A big, fat, placid ocelot, satiated and somnolent in the shade of a large tree.
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