Do you do your own shopping?
You've got to be crazy! Actually, I retain a gang of economists to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a team of professional buyers spread around the planet. For the garnments, I ever employ a bunch of stand-in, each sharing with me one body part measure.
A famous person you recognize as similar to you in spirit?
Yoda, because of our shared moral standings.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Dylan O'Brien. I think we both like Hermione Granger.
Jeff, you are well known for your singular demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Jeff needs what Jeff needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's pink slippers or Irish dandelions scent.
Do you like to cook?
You bet not! But I like to invent salads. My cornerstone is a mix of pastrami and amaranth, which I believe can satisfy both vegetarians and normal people.
Interesting! Could you share the recipe?
Will do! You take the pastrami and the amaranth and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some sesame buns.
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you cast off the bread and mix pastrami and amaranth with some ranch dressing and voilà, you are done!
On a scale of one to ten, how famous do you think you are?
I have no clue. Probably, I'm a three in Greenland, but a six in Memphis.
• e-mail: yutmeyut -at- gmail.com • Disclaimer & Privacy •