A talk with Jeff Goldblum
Jeff Goldblum
Jeff Goldblum born October 22nd, 1952 (Libra)
In his mysterious grotto Jeff Goldblum is boldly trying to develop chickens with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Which is your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm filming right now the ad for a new stain remover called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.

I would like to test that stain remover on gullible passerbies.
Unfortunately, it will be sold only in Luxembourg and Atlantis.

What's the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I was in a deserted gloomy space. A fetid aftertaste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got plastered at a rerun of "Town & Country" in a bleak drive-in near Atlanta.

Should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you like to choose?
Almost surely that of salt miner. I already have some experience in that field.

If I may say so, Jeff, you are well known for your eccentric demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Jeff needs what Jeff needs, and he generally gets it. Whether it's pink slippers made of feathers or champagne-infused chamomile-tea bags.

Can you support the noise about the stolen Bigfoot DNA samples?
Snap! I think you are showing an illogical desire to sleep with the fishes, if you understand what I mean. Well, you know, I have a friend who has a friend that for $3000,... Oh, forget it! You don't like spoilers, don't ya?

Nowaday the problem of mononucleosis in ocelots is reaching epic proportions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
Yup! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a week. The profits ($1,200/night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of mononucleosis in ocelots.

When you were a little boy, did you see acting as your profession?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, I will get a real job.

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