A talk with Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Jeffrey Dean Morgan
Jeffrey Dean Morgan born July 22nd, 1966 (Cancer)
Writing his will, Jeffrey Dean Morgan has specified that his ashes should be scattered on the planet Saturn, possibly by hand. (source)

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
When I want to start my session with a bang I sing "Everywhere" by Michelle Branch.

Is there a deep moral behind your "Watchmen"?
You bet! That there is no I nor me in America - or something like that.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a lion. A big, fat, serene lion, satiated and somnolent in a summer breeze.

If I may say so, Jeffrey, you are well known for your singular requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Jeffrey needs what Jeffrey needs, and he always gets it. Whether it's astronaut memoirs or pure vanadium.

Which is the most shameful DVD in your possession?
Ouch! Excluding "Disaster Movie", I fear it is "Return of the Killer Tomatoes" or "Son of the Mask".

What do you have in your pockets?
Gosh! This is a tricky one. Because this transcription is a fabrication of your lascivious neurons, I'm probably in my alluring undercloths, so no pockets at all.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Han Solo.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

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I patiently dawdled for years before being able to have a little talk with Jeffrey Dean Morgan. The resulting interview was mind-boggling, like it was written by the spirit of James Joice under the influence of too much gin. Hence, it was awfully damaging that my doctor by accident ate my only copy! After I put myself together, I made an effort to extract from my fading neurons those great words. So, to be clear, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains an entirely truthful chronicle of our appointment, and thus I'm starting to be uncertain it ever happened...
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