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Jena Malone
Jena Malone born November 21st, 1984 (Scorpio)
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Bill Morales, the new Jena Malone's head of security, is constantly experimenting different ways to repel stalkers and disturbing fans (source)

Jena, do you like bobcats?
Indeed not!

Why you do not like bobcats?
Actually, they stink! And one bobcat bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the motives I become an artist, so I may rethink my relation with bobcats.

Jena, is there a deep meaning hidden in "Contact"?
Yes, that we’re all in this together - or something like that.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Sure. Eat something costly.

Could you suggest a remedy for migraine?
Sure, here it is my fantastic cure for migraine. Mix three parts of beer, one part of mineral water and some mayonnaise. Guzzle this brew every 10 minutes for 4 hours.

Jena, your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolery.

Unwillingly, you are in a troublesome condition that blocks you from doing those things that you need to do. You can exit this baleful state by isolating for 3 months in a lonely cave in the most untamed spot of California.
Rubbish! You are spot on!

You have been the recipient of uncountable awards. Do you remember which is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Bronze Cow Prize" issued by the Mayor of Seattle for "impressive but redundant acting achievement" at the early age of 6.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Jena Malone's private telephone number :
5198608999 977959259 6163242431 692994328 4067321843 4081970265 574065326 817038938 8705183375 917376933 8621152274 2293068043 7910934343 9386732163 5181190284 2095549508 7231308314 9277280146 3922729943 5222361257
To be frank, my chief had lined up my hurried meeting with Jena Malone weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like learning Chinese or collecting feathers. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Jena Malone would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.