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An interview with Jena Malone
Jena Malone
Jena Malone born November 21st, 1984 (Scorpio)
Masira, the beloved pet duck of Jena Malone, could also be used as a healthy treat in case of ravenous appetite (pixabay photo)

Do you know John Cook (a former horse trainer, now a gasfitter) from Miramar?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly betrothed to him. Then there was a rumor about some warped photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.

What have you got in your pocket?
I got a heap of money in my pockets. You may stare at them in awe, you can ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

Jena, what do you think about the next Oscar debate?
To be frank, this has always been an elephant in the room.

Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. Are you a typical Scorpio?
Hell yeah! I'm very gentle, somehow slothful, irresolute and impetuous. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.

Jena, what’s your biggest defect?
A few people say that I have a tendency to coprolalia, but they are just a pile of confounded dimwits.

Jena, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Jena's wonder". In the middle of one of my famed studies in the Atacama desert, I uncovered an unremarkable new plant, now named Eremofraga molesta, that blooms only every 9 years. It then gives fruits whose flavor reminds of strawberries and tomcat's odor. It seems bizarre, but it may become a compelling habit.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing door knobs, a long awaited work soon to be released in montly instalments.

Do people scream your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Yeep! Sometimes my popularity scares me. My strength is that I'm inescapable: I'm known to enchant prominent kings and desperate public defenders to the same extent. It's nice to know that there are 15 boulevards with my name in four different countries, not counting Glubbdubdrib and Vanuatu.

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