I heard that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I was obliged by my uncle, who wouldn't stop repeating how it would have been such a good idea.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight otitis?
Since my uncle contracted it.
Are you superstitious?
Aye! I need to fill my left pocket with sand before a significant interview.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Beethoven.
What’s in your pocket right now?
Since this interview is a daydream of your lascivious neurons, I'm probably totally stark-naked, so no pockets at all.
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Surely! It is regrettable that I have so little time to write. Last month I've read the abridged recap of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz", and I found it quite palatable. So, I've instructed my agent to contact the author - a certain Frank Baum - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Karen Gillan, since I imagine we share a taste for Hermione Granger.
You are always fit. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: in the month of May I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue potatoes and blue jays died by natural causes.
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