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Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston born February 11th, 1969 (Aquarius)
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Using a false name, Jennifer Aniston has partecipated and has been expelled from the latest Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

We are here tonight with a special guest, Jennifer Aniston, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Jennifer, and welcome to Celebrities Are Better Than You.
I say it was about time you people invited me. I saw Jessica Simpson the other night and, honestly, I did not like it.

Jennifer, you are also well known for your singular requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Lately I've found that I can't stay anywhere without industrially-made cheddar cheese or astronaut memoirs delivered everyday to my suite.

Jennifer, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
I promised my niece I would not imprecate again, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.

Jennifer, do you like anteaters?
I sure don't!

Why you do not like anteaters?
To be frank, they stink! And one anteater bite my grandpa's private parts. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an actress, so I may probably reconsider my position on anteaters.

Which is your favorite book?
I'm very fond of "The Lord of the Rings" by J.R. Token.

You surely mean, by J.R.R. Tolkien?
I doubt it, in any case I've heard it both ways.

Jennifer, if I may ask, how do you invest the money you make?
If you want to become rich fast, I can organize a meeting with some guys from Serbia who can double your stake. Seriously, if something goes awry you'll become an organ donor on the spot.

Jennifer Aniston refused to divulge her home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
3925626881 678411591 6975056667 813313425 8244983587 9457050073 6253073976 818053781 8009258764 7375365017 2008666850 2551814727 9278193336 8468898389 9554774310 8996405358 6532085647 6055497350 9592942733 5004254287
My short meeting with Jennifer Aniston has been patiently lined up many days in advance. The resulting piece was marvelous, like "Life of Pi" rewritten by Spider-man. It was lamentable that my doctor (on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I tried to wake myself up, I struggled to summon up those impressive words. So, to be straight here: I'm not really so sure this web page contains a totally genuine run-down of what transpired during our conversation, and thus I'm starting to doubt it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.