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Jennifer Carpenter
Jennifer Carpenter born December 7th, 1979 (Sagittarius)
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A renowned clinic in Nevada is presently using Jennifer Carpenter's fans as subjects in an experiment on nightmares induction (source)

Do you know Michael Gutierrez (a former science technician, now an occupational therapist) from Gresham?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly engaged to him. Then there was some commotion about some kinky selfies sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a quick finale.

When your are not acting, which is your main pastime?
I think that the construction of rubber band balls rests my mind.

Jennifer, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, there is an intricate story regarding the bequest of my late cousin, and the most rational solution is changing my name, so next year I will be compelled to use the name "Jennifer Cerpenter".

How is your relationship with movie directors?
Once there was a disagreement: I though he was a dumbass, he did not agree.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the bear appearing in your last movie?
My conduct was strictly professional, as it always has been.

Jennifer, what’s your worst habit?
People who know me usually imagine I incarnate perfection, but sometimes I drink tomato soup directly from the bottle when nobody's looking.

Jennifer, you have been seen in an embarassing setting with a star whose name I'm not allowed to announce. Do you wish to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with H.J..

I may have a picture.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...

An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you have the impression just everything is OK and then for no reason at all your home is swarmed by the CIA looking for some improper material a dude has hidden there. Are we clear now?

I think I've lost that blurred photo anyway...

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Jennifer Carpenter's secret telephone number is listed here :
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I patiently lay in wait forever before being able to have a little appointment with Jennifer Carpenter. The resulting transcription was great, like "The Lord of the Rings" rewritten by Hellboy. Thus, it was regrettable that my ferret by accident destroyed my only copy! After I accepted reality, I attempted to summon up those awe-inspiring words. I want to be straight, I'm not so sure this web page contains an absolutely accurate run-down of our interview, and thus I'm beginning to question whether it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.