Do you know Michael Gutierrez (a former science technician, now an occupational therapist) from Gresham?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been briefly engaged to him. Then there was some commotion about some kinky selfies sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a quick finale.
When your are not acting, which is your main pastime?
I think that the construction of rubber band balls rests my mind.
Jennifer, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Actually, there is an intricate story regarding the bequest of my late cousin, and the most rational solution is changing my name, so next year I will be compelled to use the name "Jennifer Cerpenter".
How is your relationship with movie directors?
Once there was a disagreement: I though he was a dumbass, he did not agree.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the bear appearing in your last movie?
My conduct was strictly professional, as it always has been.
Jennifer, what’s your worst habit?
People who know me usually imagine I incarnate perfection, but sometimes I drink tomato soup directly from the bottle when nobody's looking.
Jennifer, you have been seen in an embarassing setting with a star whose name I'm not allowed to announce. Do you wish to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with H.J..
I may have a picture.
You know, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you have the impression just everything is OK and then for no reason at all your home is swarmed by the CIA looking for some improper material a dude has hidden there. Are we clear now?
I think I've lost that blurred photo anyway...
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