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Jennifer Connelly
Jennifer Connelly born December 12th, 1970 (Sagittarius)
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Few people know that Jennifer Connelly has requested a patent for an atomic barbecue. (source)

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Might as well! I have developed an irrational phobia for dog shaped clouds, by reason of an uncanny accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by dark places, but that is quite common.

Jennifer, do you have something to say to young people?
Absolutely! Don't let the color of your skin railroad you out of your dreams. But buy a sunscreen or you'll get burned anyhow.

What have you got in your pocket?
Crickety! This is a tricky one. As this transcription is a product of your naughty mind, I'm completely nude, so no pockets at all.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Absolutely! Here it is

The coyote of sadness
The ghostly coyote of sadness
perishes on the stormy plains of madness
when I stare at the lonelyness of life.
If only it had been the boar of sadness
we could have bacon at least.

Do you have any superpower?
Talking backwards in Korean, since I was 3, but only on full moon nights. This helped quite a lot in my career.

How do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
I asked myself: "What people can not do without?" I discovered that the answer is magazines! So I bought 2700000 boxes of magazines which I stashed in my vaults, where they will lie 'till the price will go up.

An imaginary character you think to as similar to you in spirit?
As a poll suggests, Punxsutawney Phil, because of our awesomeness.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm wild about "The Book Thief" by John Cusak.

You surely mean, by Markus Zusak?
Maybe you are referring to the cheap edition. Anyway, we can agree to disagree.

Jennifer Connelly refused to share her private telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
3429325438 6963668069 5422623657 3457386204 3128886809 4980016967 8885108607 3007149582 4193920728 4519623528 476147282 315583649 423326123 8620411638 637650260 7169556092 7606082926 802493791 9849141016 7428377556
My talk with Jennifer Connelly has been arranged months beforehand. The resulting interview was magnificent, like "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo" rewritten by Daredevil. It was awfully deplorable, to put it mildly, that my koala destroyed my only copy! After I regained mental sanity, I made an effort to summon up those fantastic words. To be honest, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains a completely truly report of our appointment, and so I'm starting to question whether it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.