How is your relationship with movie directors?
I enjoy directors which are self-possessed, because it gives me more pleasure destroying them.
Where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I leased an elegant mansion in a hidden valley of Ivalice. The only problem was making a transfer in bitcoins to the good-natured estate agent from Nigeria that proposed me the deal.
What's your earliest memory?
I remember pretty well the moment I was born. It was a night in December. An almost perfect autumn night, remote thunders and a promise of rain in the air. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, covered from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of screaming people. The first, but not the best day of my life...
You make me feel lucky.
Who gives a rat? My whole life is like an immersion in an ocean of flames. And I like every moment of it.
Which is the most shameful DVD (or blu-ray) in hour home?
Darn tooting! Excluding "Disaster Movie", which was a gift, probabably it is "The Sweetest Thing" or "Exorcist II: The Heretic".
Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Ivalice flag, probably because there is my face in the corner of it.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the calming swish of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent urges you to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the elated giggle of a happy kid " or "the first word of your daughter".
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
It's so hard to decide.
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