A conversation with Jennifer Connelly
Jennifer Connelly
Jennifer Connelly born December 12th, 1970 (Sagittarius)
A famous clinic in Maryland is presently using Jennifer Connelly's fans as subjects in an experiment on nightmares induction (source)

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I enjoy directors which are self-possessed, because it gives me more pleasure destroying them.

Where will you go on your next holiday?
For my next holiday I leased an elegant mansion in a hidden valley of Ivalice. The only problem was making a transfer in bitcoins to the good-natured estate agent from Nigeria that proposed me the deal.

What's your earliest memory?
I remember pretty well the moment I was born. It was a night in December. An almost perfect autumn night, remote thunders and a promise of rain in the air. And amidst all the beauty, I was there, covered from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of screaming people. The first, but not the best day of my life...

You make me feel lucky.
Who gives a rat? My whole life is like an immersion in an ocean of flames. And I like every moment of it.

Which is the most shameful DVD (or blu-ray) in hour home?
Darn tooting! Excluding "Disaster Movie", which was a gift, probabably it is "The Sweetest Thing" or "Exorcist II: The Heretic".

Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Ivalice flag, probably because there is my face in the corner of it.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Between you and me? It is the calming swish of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. However, my agent urges you to write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the elated giggle of a happy kid " or "the first word of your daughter".

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
It's so hard to decide.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Jennifer Connelly's home telephone number :
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I patiently lay in wait for weeks for an occasion to have an interview with Jennifer Connelly. The resulting interview was breathtaking, like it was written by the ghost of Beatrix Potter under the influence of too much white wine. Hence, it was highly unlucky that my doctor (probably on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I put myself together, I attempted to summon up those jaw-dropping words. I want to be straight here: I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page is a totally accurate run-down of what transpired during our meeting, and thus I'm beginning to doubt it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.