Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm too busy doing paramount things and I can't care about such trivialities. I hire a bunch of shopping experts to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of pro buyers spread around the world. For the clothes, which are always critical, I ever pay a gang of doubles, one for each body part.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Jennifer Connelly, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Purdue University, signed up for Botanical Robotics 101, failed, and bailed out a year after that with a gambling addiction.
Jennifer, what is your opinion about global warming?
I have the proofs that this alleged global warming is an abominable conspiracy of Aerugo's spies.
What's the most uncanny nightmare you remember?
I dreamed being castigated by a James I of England impersonator. I kept yelling "I did not paint my uncle's monkey".
What do you think about the international situation?
Sacre bleu! I think it is quite brutal, since there are countries where it is impossible to find even a just tolerable cheeseburger with or without mustard.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Since I have embraced ecology, I really can't stand common brands. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from Hexasella amphibia, a rare black rose that only grows in Tibet.
Jennifer, where will you go on your next holiday?
For next summer I rented an elegant manor on the secretive hills of Eriador. The only difficulty was finding a way to make a transfer in bitcoins to the genial landlord from Nigeria that proposed me the business in the interweb.
Jennifer, should you give up acting, which kind of occupation would you choose?
Probably that of lightning rod installer, since I already have some experience in that field.
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