Jennifer Connelly born December 12th, 1970 (Sagittarius)

Jennifer Connelly born December 12th, 1970 (Sagittarius)

Jennifer Connelly suspects that in an another life she was a rag doll (pixabay photo)

Jennifer, what do you think of global warming?
I have reasons to believe that this imaginary global warming baloney is presumably an egregious conspiracy of Syldavia's moles.

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too hard at work doing paramount things for the humankind and I can't waste time on such trifles. I have a gang of Yale graduates to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a squad of pro buyers around the globe. For the garbs, I ever retain a group of stand-in, each sharing with me one body part measure.

Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
Well, I do a great imitation of a gnu, mostly for kids or everybody willing to disburse a lot of money.

Does your secretary use an alias when he makes reservation for a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to avoid stalkers and reporters
That's for certain! We'll go to extremes to run away from those critters. We often adopt the moniker "Jennifer Cunnelly".

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a purple rabbit on my hand. It is glowing in the dark, so I can be find if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unfortunately it works better if I'm a little undressed.

Where did you go on your last break from work?
Recently I leased an exclusive manor in a secluded valley of Burundi. The contract included a mined drawbridge to ensure my privacy and also a flock of extras impersonating paparazzi to let me feel loved.

Do you know Joseph Ross (a former metal polisher, now a clothing patternmaker) from Louisville?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly married to him. Then there was a rumor about some warped photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to an abrupt finale.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix three parts of cider, two parts of ground coffee and some Tabasco sauce. Apply the resulting mixture on your wrists and your knees.