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Jennifer Connelly
Jennifer Connelly born December 12th, 1970 (Sagittarius)
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Jennifer Connelly's preferred hobby is collecting dummies (pixabay photo)

I'm here today with a special guest, Jennifer Connelly, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Jennifer, and welcome to Celebrity Wondercouch.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Kate Perry the other day and, honestly, I did not like it.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unofficial autobiography, a long awaited work soon to be released in daily instalments.

Nowaday the problem of arthritis in groundhogs is reaching monumental proportions. Is Jennifer Connelly doing anything in this respect?
Indeed! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($1,300 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of arthritis in groundhogs.

You were right on the target in "Requiem for a Dream". Were you given plenty of freedom to mold your character?
You bet! My pet hedgehog ate the script, thus I had to ad lib most of my lines.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yes. I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Big Top Pee-Wee", a timeless masterpiece whose magnitude has not been acknowledged.

Your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. Are you a typical Sagittarius?
May so! I'm sometimes irritable, a bit torpid, cooperative and anxious. My friends say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is common in artist.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the consoling clink of two pieces of gold caressing each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, like "the cheery giggle of a happy child " or "the relaxing purr of an untroubled kitten".

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Zoe Saldana. We were in the same scout troop (go Webworms!) when we had more time on our hands.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Jennifer Connelly's home telephone number :
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To be sincere, my boss had planned my little meeting with Jennifer Connelly months beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like breeding earthworms or growing poison ivy. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Jennifer Connelly would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.