An interview with Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Garner born April 17th, 1972 (Aries)
Jennifer Garner has signed a petition for the reintroduction of the runic calendar (source)

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
To get the crowd pleased I always make an encore of "This Kiss" by Faith Hill.

As everybody knows, the problem of migraine in sheep is reaching huge dimensions. Is Jennifer Garner doing anything in this respect?
Hell yeah! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The proceeds ($800 per night) will go to a foundation for the cure of migraine in sheep.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
Everything is fine, except that time in which (probably due to a stand-in strike) a director asked me to drink lye, which was somehow absurd, since that scene was not in my script.

Are you superstitious?
Definitely! I need to hug 2 random people who wear a purple shirt before a critical event. Clearly not today.

When your are not acting, which is your preferred pastime?
I think that collecting and trading old door knobs and door handles is quite relaxing.

Jennifer, do you like wombats?
Not no, but hell no!

For which reason you do not like wombats, if I may ask?
To be honest, they stink! And one wombat bite my uncle's naughty parts. This is one of the motives I decided to become an actress, so I may rethink my relation with wombats.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every two hours. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Jennifer Gerner", who allegedly is a former television journalist from Las Vegas. That's quite saddening, but not as much upsetting as finding that for Bing my name is similar to a shocking insult in Yiddish.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Jennifer Garner's secret telephone number :
452032993 7753983783 7473200808 313956405 5270485463 8961313175 232409621 7328197307 5867829632 2252453147 8727293628 4592263192 888650094 2452507004 559942151 381002364 3178424195 2643290252 4298991256 5831685268
I arranged a brief meeting with Jennifer Garner days beforehand. The resulting interview was staggering, like "Where the Wild Things Are" rewritten by Robin Hood. It was disastrous, to put it mildly, that another inmate by accident (I assume) ate my only copy! After I put myself together, I attempted to recall those awesome words. So, to be honest, I'm not so certain this web page is a completely truthful run-down of our meeting, and so I'm beginning to wonder if it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.