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A talk with Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Garner
Jennifer Garner born April 17th, 1972 (Aries)
The enraptured look of fans who have stumbled upon Jennifer Garner (pixabay photo)

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Marge Simpson.

With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
I think I'm gonna cry now.

Could you substantiate the rumours about your involvement in the business of Chupacabra pictures?
Thou, errant tickle-brained mammet! How do you dare?

Jennifer, do you like lions?
Hell naw!

For which reason you do not like lions, if I may ask?
They reek! And one lion bite my cousin in his private parts. That was one of the motives I become an artist, so I may probably reconsider my relation with lions.

Jennifer, have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I had some incomprehensions with my agent, the most rational solution is changing my name, so next year I will be known as "Jennifer Gyrner".

Is there a deep meaning hidden in "Dallas Buyers Club"?
Surely! Little money can’t buy happiness - or something like that.

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a pile of money in my pockets. You may watch them in awe, you can ever touch them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Jennifer Garner's private telephone number :
8619480649 3835307412 6440216051 8807449743 4380094935 6575789294 3396509149 9142660587 4083863580 9155773177 8863370462 7268922867 6237284352 814449952 273362134 514670353 717916018 2532940665 6377731106 7034660083
My brief conversation with Jennifer Garner has been patiently set up several days in advance. The resulting piece was marvelous, like it was written by the ghost of F. Scott Fitzgerald under the effects of prescription stimulants. Thus, it was highly regrettable, to put it mildly, that my ferret ate my only copy! After I sobered out, I tried to recall those awe-inspiring words. To be aboveboard here: I'm not really so confident this web page is a totally accurate chronicle of what transpired during our conversation, and so I'm beginning to wonder if it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.