If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Bridget Jones.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
Which super power do you have?
This a secret! I spit goblets of fire, particularly on Sundays. Maybe this is quite remarkable in blond people with Italian forebears.
Apart from acting, is there something you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I can juggle torches while I'm on ice skates.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a yellow wombat on my ankle. It contains a GPS, so I can be find if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unfortunately it works better if I'm somehow undressed.
What’s your worst habit?
I have a predisposition to go around with small things behind my ear, like a pencil or a chicken thigh.
Could you tell us the plot of your next movie?
Yes! The working title of the movie is "Robert, Doris and the rabbit". There are a man and a woman, which live in Memphis, but they do not know each other. The woman is an upholsterer while he is a CIA agent. When Robert's pet rabbit Telito contracts peritonitis they meet at the vet and fall in love. Then they decide to go to extreme measures to cure the rabbit and save the planet.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be my unofficial autobiography. It will be tattoed on foreheads and arms of 1,000 fans that will be dispersed in Springfield as in a flash mob.
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