An interview with Jennifer Grey
Jennifer Grey
Jennifer Grey born March 26th, 1960 (Aries)
Meliro, the dearest pet fish of Jennifer Grey, could also double as a healthy nibble in case of protracted famine (pixabay photo)

Who are your heroes?
Larry (the less-known cousin of Grover Cleveland), Terminator, and myself.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I don’t like to be ordered what to do. See also my problems with cops.

Jennifer, should you give up acting, which occupation would you pick up?
Almost surely that of beekeeper, since I already have some experience in that field.

Could you rebut the buzz about your role in the rogue business of Mongolian death worm photos?
Can I? Indeed! Do I want? Heavens no!

Do you know George K. King (a former business machine mechanic, now a spatial scientist) from Miami Gardens?
No, I don't, but my aunt has been married to him for 4 months. Then there was half a scandal about George cheating on her with every coguar from Miami Gardens suburbia, so their marriage came to a sudden end.

Jennifer, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Jennifer's wonder". During one of my famed researches in Bolivian plateau, I discovered a little plant unknown to botanists, now named Calcispia affinis, which every 10 years blooms and gives fruits whose taste reminds of figs and gasoline. You have to be very rich even to find it unattractive...

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Bach.

Your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
I guess! My friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolery.

Unfortunately, you find yourself in an irritating condition that retards you from doing the things that are in line with your inclinations. You can take your fate into your hands again by hiding for 3 months in a hermitage.
Sod a dog! You are spot on!

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Jennifer Grey's secret telephone number :
8476873762 5675157595 7879319479 8608381006 358371845 9897017371 8914414649 8720413623 5669923401 6813499744 4139386222 8891940046 6371736625 7157525364 634394110 2203058440 8460710890 9636306766 8941089725 9583824609
I lay in wait forever for a chance to have a little talk with Jennifer Grey. The resulting article was excellent, like it was written by the spirit of H.G. Wells under the effects of prescription exotic beverages. Hence, it was awfully deplorable that my ferret (probably on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I attempted to recapture those great words. Actually, to be honest, I'm not really so confident this web page contains an absolutely accurate report of what transpired during our rendezvous, and thus I'm starting to wonder if it ever was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.