Who are your heroes?
Larry (the less-known cousin of Grover Cleveland), Terminator, and myself.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
I don’t like to be ordered what to do. See also my problems with cops.
Jennifer, should you give up acting, which occupation would you pick up?
Almost surely that of beekeeper, since I already have some experience in that field.
Could you rebut the buzz about your role in the rogue business of Mongolian death worm photos?
Can I? Indeed! Do I want? Heavens no!
Do you know George K. King (a former business machine mechanic, now a spatial scientist) from Miami Gardens?
No, I don't, but my aunt has been married to him for 4 months. Then there was half a scandal about George cheating on her with every coguar from Miami Gardens suburbia, so their marriage came to a sudden end.
Jennifer, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Jennifer's wonder". During one of my famed researches in Bolivian plateau, I discovered a little plant unknown to botanists, now named Calcispia affinis, which every 10 years blooms and gives fruits whose taste reminds of figs and gasoline. You have to be very rich even to find it unattractive...
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Bach.
Your zodiac sign is Aries. May I read you your horoscope?
I guess! My friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal foolery.
Unfortunately, you find yourself in an irritating condition that retards you from doing the things that are in line with your inclinations. You can take your fate into your hands again by hiding for 3 months in a hermitage.
Sod a dog! You are spot on!
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