An interview with Jennifer Morrison
Jennifer Morrison
Jennifer Morrison born April 12th, 1979 (Aries)
In the middle of his last speech, Ted Cruz has illogically blathered on Jennifer Morrison for 14 full minutes (source)

What motivates you to act?
It's less tiring than working...

Jennifer, what is the fuss about the future Oscar dispute?
Frankly, this is an elephant in the room.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.

Jennifer, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Jennifer's prodigy". In the middle of one of my expeditions in the Amazon basin, I discovered a shrub unknown to botanists, now named Pappotrichia arborescens, which every 10 years blooms and produces fruits whose taste reminds of lemons and chives. You have to be rich enough even to find it unpleasant...

Jennifer, do you like kangaroos?
Not on a chance!

For which reason you do not like kangaroos?
Actually, they reek! And one kangaroo bite my grandpa's leg. That was one of the reasons I decided to become an actress, so I may reconsider my relation with kangaroos.

Jennifer, are you superstitious?
Naturally! I need to wear one indument inside-out right before an important interview. Clearly not today.

Could you corroborate the gossip about your involvement in the crisis of Loch Ness monster DNA samples?
Good golly! It seems to me you are showing a weird desire to go over the Big Ridge. Capishe? I have a friend who knows a guy that for $3000,... Nevermind. You like surprises, don't ya?

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Jennifer Morrison's home telephone number :
9012134996 7471368518 829061865 234633977 5573850784 2088586317 259193963 8436818879 5511657740 8660425408 6963689673 7311618440 8200013262 9253860012 5159567428 5650377999 2266749094 512658729 2917751184 6645451550
To be frank, my supervisor had set up my little appointment with Jennifer Morrison months beforehand. Unluckily, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like learning Mongolian or grooming my pet lion. So, the interview above is mainly the elaboration of a nightmare I had following a dinner of deep-fried bell peppers and chorizo.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.