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A conversation with Jennifer Warnes
Jennifer Warnes
Jennifer Warnes born March 3rd, 1947 (Pisces)
Jennifer Warnes lived 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Sheraton hotel. To her advantage, she learnt to move light things with her mind (source)

Do you have any superpower?
This a secret! I hear ultrasounds.

Jennifer, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Aye! Don't let the color of your skin determine what you like and how you should act. Unless you are green. In that case you are probably going to die, so good riddance.

Jennifer, should you give up singing, which kind of occupation would you like to choose?
Probably that of demolition worker, since I already have some experience in that field.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was an excruciating experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Richard Wagner manifested and determined that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a neighbor of James I of England.

Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
I'm filming right now the ad for a new eau de toilette called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject freely.

I can't wait to buy that eau de toilette.
I'll let you have a coupon.

If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I have acquired an unreasonable phobia for Teddy bears, after a curious accident happened to my uncle. I'm also terrified by roller coasters, but that is quite common.

How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I have no clue. I think I'm a four in Iceland, but a ten in Milwaukee.

There is no possibility any of these is Jennifer Warnes' private telephone number :
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I patiently waited forever for the privilege to have a brief rendezvous with Jennifer Warnes. The resulting piece was stunning, like it was written by Truman Capote at his peak. It was untoward that my koala (probably on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I regained mental sanity, I tried to extract from my failing memory those stunning words. Actually, to be aboveboard, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a totally truly report of our conversation, and I'm beginning to doubt it actually was real...
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