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A conversation with Jeremy Sumpter
Jeremy Sumpter
Jeremy Sumpter born February 5th, 1989 (Aquarius)
Is her his secret lover? (pixabay photo)

Jeremy, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Jeremy's miracle". In the middle of one of my expeditions in Bolivian plateau, I uncovered an unknown plant, now named Afrandrea terminalis, which every 7 years blooms and produces fruits whose taste reminds of watermelons and wasabi. It may sound unpalatable, but it's addictive.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm addicted to "A Christmas Carol" by Charlie Dickends.

You mean, by Charles Dickens?
I don't think so. I think we can agree to disagree.

What is your opinion about the issue of global warming?
I've already expressed my opinion in a letter printed on European Transactions on Pragmatic Insight.

Do you use a pseudonym when you arrange for, say, a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to escape fans and stalkers
All right! We'll go to extremes to dodge those hooligans. We usually use the pseudonym "Jeremy Sympter".

Do you do your own shopping?
Naw! Actually, I retain a bunch of shopping gurus to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a team of pro buyers distributed around the world. For the garbs, I ever hire a squad of stand-in, each sharing with me one body part measure.

You are always so strapping. How do you do that?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of May I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, blue potatoes and my special Smurf meat pie.

Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Rats! I dig people's mind. I'm all-embracing: I'm known to cheer esteemed NASA consultants and unremarkable roadkills collectors in the same fashion. Say, there are at least 14 streets with my name in three different countries, not counting Syldavia and Serbia, which I did not know they were countries.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Jeremy Sumpter's secret telephone number :
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I have a confession to make. My director had patiently arranged my brief appointment with Jeremy Sumpter many months beforehand. Regrettably, my pet wombat got anosmia, so I had to skip the talk. So, the transcript above is essentially the recollection of a dream I had following a dinner of deep-fried bell peppers and raw onions.
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