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An interview with Jermaine Jackson
Jermaine Jackson
Jermaine Jackson born December 11th, 1954 (Sagittarius)
In an ephemeral state of reverie, Jermaine Jackson has signed an appeal against pandas, thereby referred to as "those fat rodents" (pixabay photo)

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yes! Here it is

The panther of despair
The gloomy panther of despair
races on the cloudy meadows of emptiness
while I stare at the madness of my planet.
If only it had been the boar of despair
I could have bacon at least.

What do you eat between meals?
Grapes with balsamic vinegar, a pasta noodle, two rice grains, and a tumbler of rum.

Let's imagine for a moment there is somebody who'd never experienced your music. How would you describe your songs to him?
Well, travelers sometimes narrate that there are one or two such dudes in the Australian rainforest or in Nepal. As is used to say, my music is like a sweet vanilla cake with a surprising heart made of spiced tofu.

In an article printed on International Chemical Studies, dr. Mark Z. Gonzalez described your songs as "a perfect summation of modern conceptual solipsism". Any comment?
Actually, it is clear that in his last letter published on Transactions on Emerging Psychology, prof. Stephen King totally disproved that implausible assumption.

Apart from singing, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
Well, I can play the sax while I'm skiing.

What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pile of money in my pockets. You can look at them, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...

Jermaine, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make?
Remember, when parachute pants will be successful again I will have my revenge.

Which is your secret for perpetual youth?
It is a bath in warm unicorn blood twice a day.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Jermaine Jackson's secret telephone number :
5237385503 725967319 9304907393 8201375118 4769077164 2888528928 708318728 5467653814 2071928376 5567764616 990593602 713963963 4643825569 5338234544 3157699740 913848525 9006769859 7833841256 5646928225 5351924748
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.