Could you improvise a song for us.
Yes! Here it is
What do you eat between meals?
Grapes with balsamic vinegar, a pasta noodle, two rice grains, and a tumbler of rum.
Let's imagine for a moment there is somebody who'd never experienced your music. How would you describe your songs to him?
Well, travelers sometimes narrate that there are one or two such dudes in the Australian rainforest or in Nepal. As is used to say, my music is like a sweet vanilla cake with a surprising heart made of spiced tofu.
In an article printed on International Chemical Studies, dr. Mark Z. Gonzalez described your songs as "a perfect summation of modern conceptual solipsism". Any comment?
Actually, it is clear that in his last letter published on Transactions on Emerging Psychology, prof. Stephen King totally disproved that implausible assumption.
Apart from singing, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
Well, I can play the sax while I'm skiing.
What have you got in your pocket?
I got a pile of money in my pockets. You can look at them, you can ever caress them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of banknotes...
Jermaine, how do you invest the considerable fortune you make?
Remember, when parachute pants will be successful again I will have my revenge.
Which is your secret for perpetual youth?
It is a bath in warm unicorn blood twice a day.
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