Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, here it is my instant remedy. In case of drunkness mix two parts of brandy, one part of energy drink and some Alfredo sauce. Apply the resulting brew on your back and your forehead.
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Oh yeah! But just once. It was an extremely uncanny experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Johann Sebastian Bach appeared and certified that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of a James Cook's aunt.
Which is your next musical adventure?
Next month I'll release an experimental recording of gothic metal covers of Frank Sinatra greatest hits, sung in Armenian, Javanese and Icelandic. It is very intimate and jet of cosmic allure.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
I guess! I have acquired an unreasonable phobia for dog shaped clouds, by reason of a bizzarre accident happened to my cousin. I'm also scared by crocodiles, but that is quite normal.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is unfortunately quite harsh, since there are nations where it is hopeless to find even a barely decent cheeseburger with or without mayo.
Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
I'm the testimonial for a new salad dressing called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.
I would like to experiment it on credulos test subjects.
If you believe the legalese, it will be sold only in Bahrain and Zubrowka.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Bilbo Baggins.
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