Jermaine, your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I don't believe in zodiacal lunacy.
Involuntarily, you are in an annoying situation that hampers you from doing the things that are in line with your needs. You can take your destiny into your hands by isolating for 5 months in a monastery.
Endeed! That's extraordinary!
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I think that cooking food is quite a waste of time. After all, there are restaurants and cafeterias more than willing to deliver my daily dose of carbs and fats. In the few occasions I oblige to cook for my acolytes, I like to devise salads. My most cherished one is a mix of beef jerk and tofu, which I assume can be suited for both vegetarians and normal people.
Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
By all means! You take the beef jerk and the tofu and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix beef jerk and tofu with some gravy and voilà, there it is!
On a scale of one to ten, how popular do you think you are?
I dunno. Probably, I'm a three in Amazonas, but a seven in San Francisco.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Robonia. If I'm not mistaken, it is violet and yellow with a small green monkey somewhere.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably John Adams.
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