Jermaine, you seem to be always so positive and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I think that every person has a dark side. At times, when I look at another artist, irritation darkens my soul and my teeth chatter with fury. And all of a sudden, I experience a compulsion to seal those leering eyes for good. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to face that side.
Do you have any scar?
I have a little kangaroo shaped scar on my right shin, a remainder of my troubled clash with a berserk bobcat.
Which is your favorite snack?
Bananas with soy sauce, a doughnut, two pizzas, and a tumbler of cider.
Which is the first award you ever won?
At the age of 5, I won the "Silver Panther Trophy" assigned by the Mayor of Sacramento for "noteworthy yet nonessential singing performance".
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Nicholas Hoult, because we feel the same about Yoda.
Jermaine, do you have any vice?
Sloth. I have troubles dragging myself out of bed before noon. See, perhaps you are going to chastise me for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a tinker's cuss.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the soothing tingle of two emeralds kissing each other. However, my agent desires you write instead something more likeable, like "the first 'dad' of your child" or "the comforting purr of a lovable kitten".
Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
O.K.! They simply can't have enough of me. I'm global: I'm known to brighten wealthy neurosurgeons and uninspiring second-rate strippers in the same manner. Say, there are 14 boulevards with my name in two different countries, not counting Narnia and Luxembourg, which I'm not sure are actually countries.
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