What's the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
Not really a dream: I found myself in a vacant dark space. A rotten aftertaste in my mouth. Then I realized I got befuddled at a screening of "Dunston Checks In" in a shabby movie house near Dallas.
Can you substantiate the rumours about the lost Abominable Snowman DNA samples?
Can I? Naturally! Do I want? Not likely!
Do you have any vice?
Laziness. I find difficult dragging myself out of bed until 4 PM. I’m probably going to be judged for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.
Jermaine, what are your feelings about president Trump?
I imagined this was a playful discussion, not a graveyard for lunatics.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I guess they were all very good in that movie.
What's your earliest memory?
Usually only the 7th son of a 7th son has the gift of total recall, but I remember pretty well the moment I saw the light. You know, it was a night in December. An almost magic autumn night, thunderbolts at the horizon and a promise of rain in a gust of wind. And I was there, covered from head to toe with blood and other bodily fluids, in a room full of yelling people. The first, but not the best day of my life...
At least there is a happy end...
That's nothing, my life is like a dive in an ocean of tears.
A fictional character you think to as similar to you in spirit?
As my fans like to think, Francis Crick, because of our awesomeness.
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