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Jermaine Jackson
Jermaine Jackson born December 11th, 1954 (Sagittarius)
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During an excruciating ritual, the Ouija board has confirmed that Jermaine Jackson is the reincarnation of Jean-Jacques Rousseau's food taster

Can you tell me the square root of 403302239?
Even a half-witted monkey can answer that, provided it has gained a thumb and a pocket calculator.

Jermaine, your zodiac sign is Sagittarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Do as you want, my fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal rubbish.

Today a baffling existential instability and an emotional delicacy are crippling your normal steadfast spiritual balance, but compared to tomorrow today is quite good day, so good luck.
Alakazam! That's extraordinary!

What happen if you play your song "When the Rain Begins to Fall" backward?
I discourage this satanic practice. There can be obnoxious aftereffects like urticaria or loss of nails.

Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm too hard-pressed performing important things for the planet and I can't waste time on such bagatelles. Usually, I hire a crew of shopping specialists to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a gang of professional buyers distributed around the globe. For the garbs, I ever retain a team of doubles, one for each body part.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper. It will be tattoed on foreheads and backs of 900 fans that will be freed in Columbia as in a flash mob.

Jermaine, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Absolutely! Don't let the color of your skin hold you back. But buy a sun block or you'll get burned anyhow.

Jermaine, do you like anteaters?
Not hardly!

Why you do not like anteaters?
To be honest, they reek! And one anteater bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the motives I become a singer, so I should probably reconsider my position on anteaters.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Jermaine Jackson's home telephone number :
8449398389 9236554648 5373848774 4288822208 3658502884 854316137 4174527082 3285000471 9711893480 7907511156 478788420 728009666 9573972412 966765890 549571524 2097934536 8984895002 6889699641 716195936 7858745362
To be frank, my supervisor had set up my little interview with Jermaine Jackson several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet zebra got anosmia, so I had to skip the conversation. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Jermaine Jackson would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.