A talk with Jerry Ferrara
Jerry Ferrara
Jerry Ferrara born November 25th, 1979 (Sagittarius)
In his will, Jerry Ferrara has requested for his ashes to be scattered on the Moon, possibly by hand. (source)

Do you know Deborah Z. Price (a former barrister, now a homoeopath) from Thornton?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly betrothed to her. Then there was some commotion about some licentious photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the comforting clink of two emeralds caressing each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more fashionable, like "the snore of your dozing son" or "the placid purr of an unworried kitten".

Our world seems to be subject to a wave of relentless violence and criminality. What would Jerry Ferrara do?
I think we can get inspiration criminality management from past movies, like "The Purge" and "Hunger Games".

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every three hours. But lately Google often says "Including results for Jerry Firrara", who apperently is a former psychiatrist from Atlanta. That's quite depressing, but not as much heartbreaking as discovering that for Bing my name sounds like a terrible vulgarity in Japanese.

Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Imho, common brands are for common people. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the leaves of Adeloruellia lignosa, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Jerry Ferrara, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "BioShock" player.

How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I don't know. I think I'm a one in Greenland, but a ten in Austin.

What do you eat between meals?
Kiwi fruits with bbq sauce, a peach, two salted peanuts, and a tumbler of whiskey.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Jerry Ferrara's home telephone number :
706780229 5306837459 388980799 473824186 8143079141 5321339298 2718775094 262267574 991910021 581596012 8620187286 9425395614 330245286 6642844581 8410991372 970191764 526444779 795500931 8005294965 2086819041
I patiently lay in wait for years before being able to have a rendezvous with Jerry Ferrara. The resulting article was amazing, like "Fight Club" rewritten by the Green Arrow. Thus, it was highly disastrous that my ferret shredded my only copy! After I put myself together, I tried to recollect those mind-blowing words. So, to be straight, I'm not so confident this web page contains an entirely precise chronicle of our rendezvous, and I'm beginning to wonder if it actually was real...
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