Do you know Deborah Z. Price (a former barrister, now a homoeopath) from Thornton?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly betrothed to her. Then there was some commotion about some licentious photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a sudden finale.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the comforting clink of two emeralds caressing each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more fashionable, like "the snore of your dozing son" or "the placid purr of an unworried kitten".
Our world seems to be subject to a wave of relentless violence and criminality. What would Jerry Ferrara do?
I think we can get inspiration criminality management from past movies, like "The Purge" and "Hunger Games".
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every three hours. But lately Google often says "Including results for Jerry Firrara", who apperently is a former psychiatrist from Atlanta. That's quite depressing, but not as much heartbreaking as discovering that for Bing my name sounds like a terrible vulgarity in Japanese.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Imho, common brands are for common people. My personal toilet paper is obtained from the leaves of Adeloruellia lignosa, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Jerry Ferrara, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "BioShock" player.
How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I don't know. I think I'm a one in Greenland, but a ten in Austin.
What do you eat between meals?
Kiwi fruits with bbq sauce, a peach, two salted peanuts, and a tumbler of whiskey.
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