Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is dodecaphony.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Definitely so! But just one time. It was an excruciating experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Harry S. Truman appeared and revealed that I'm the reincarnation of a James I of England's cousin.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Alexandra Daddario, since I liked her as Bilbo Baggins.
Jessalyn, what’s your biggest defect?
Sometimes I go about with small objects behind my ear, like a cigarette or a croissant.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Vulgaria. If I'm not mistaken, it is gray and brown with a small purple panther somewhere.
What is your opinion about global warming?
I've already made clear my opinion in an essay printed on Journal of Academic Psychiatry, written in collaboration with the renowned dr. Jeffrey Wright.
Do you know Andrew Wood (a former electorate officer, now an optometrist) from Chicago?
No, I don't, but my aunt has been engaged to him for 3 months. Then there was a public embarrassment about the bizarre suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a quick finale.
Do you have a favorite book?
I'm extremely fond of "The Picture of Dorian Gray" by Orson Wide.
You mean, by Oscar Wilde?
You sure? Maybe we can agree to disagree.
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