I'm here tonight with a special guest, Jessica Alba, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Jessica, and welcome to Celebrity Hammocks.
I say it was about time you guys invited me. I saw Shakira the other night and, to be frank, I did not like it a bit.
Are you allergic to anything?
I guess! I have a little intolerance to sulfuric acid, the color fuchsia and ferrets.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I eat super-natural indie products, because I care about my skin and my followers. For example, this week I have an obsession for elk antler velvet and green coffee beans, both awesome inside a bacon burger.
In an article appeared on Transactions on Quantitative Technology, dr. Raymond Howard observed that your movies are "a supernatural paradigm of present-day symbolic perspectivism". Any comment?
It is clear that in his paper published on Russian Engineering Studies, prof. Henry N. Taylor completely invalidated that frivolous assumption.
If I may ask, do you have any particular phobia?
Guess so! I have acquired an irrational phobia for venetian blinds, owing to a curious accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also scared by lions, but that is quite normal.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Jessica Alba, what do you think you would have done?
I would have enrolled at Columbia University, signed up for Ancient Persian 101, failed, and bailed out after a year with an online poker addiction.
Which is the coolest flag in the world?
Surely the flag of Florin, probably because there is my picture in the corner of it. Florin is an amazing but unfortunate place. They are so penniless they use dry mud for seasoning.
Which is your favorite book?
I really love "Pride and Prejudice" by Jan Auster.
You mean, by Jane Austen?
I'm not used to be corrected by low-class people, and anyway I think we can agree to disagree.
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