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Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel born March 3rd, 1982 (Pisces)
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Writing her will, Jessica Biel has requested that her body should be buried under a pyramid (pixabay photo)

Jessica, what's your vice?
Laziness. I have troubles to be out of bed until 2 PM. See, I’m surely going to be censured for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is not giving a damn.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
I say! Apart from "Swept Away", probabably it is "The Sweetest Thing" or "Meet the Spartans".

You are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in January I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue Smarties and my special Smurf meat pie.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Aye! It is regrettable that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words, as we authors use to say. Last week I've read the summary of the abridged version of the book "The Road", and I found it more or less palatable. Therefore, I've ordered my agent to call the author - a certain Cormac McCarthy - because I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.

Do you have any birthmark?
I have a little spider shaped birthmark on my right heel. Probably my father did involuntarily eat a spider while my mother was expecting me.

Some witnesses have seen you in a particular setting with a superstar whose name or gender I'm not at liberty to expose. Do you care to comment?
Do you mean P.L.? It's an absolutely inoffensive thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with W.U...

I may have a photo.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents happen all the time. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a photo. Or, for example, your dog or your car may "accidentally" catch fire. Are we on the level?

I made a mistake, this is a picture of myself...

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Jessica Biel's home telephone number is listed here :
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Clearly, celebrities are frantic people. It's not easy for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Jessica Biel completely alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of Jessica.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.