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A conversation with Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel
Jessica Biel born March 3rd, 1982 (Pisces)
Less known fact: Jessica Biel has lived for 4 years in a Klingon commune in San Francisco (source)

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm so time-poor while doing paramount things for all the people that I can't care about such trivias. I have a group of shopping experts to compile my grocery list and texting it to a bunch of professional buyers around the world. For the garnments, I ever employ a gang of stand-in, each sharing with me one body part measure.

Who are your heroes?
William Shakespeare, Bilbo Baggins, and myself.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "The Illusionist"?
Ohmigosh! To cite a classic, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

Does your secretary use a pseudonym when he makes reservation for, say, a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to escape stalkers and supporters
Absolutely! We do anything to duck those cannibals. I mostly employ the moniker "Jessica Beel".

Jessica, your zodiac sign is Pisces. May I read you your horoscope?
As you want, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal madness.

Today an embarrassing forfeit and a wearying stressful situation are threatening your capability to avoid confrontations, but compared to next Sunday today is good day, so good luck.
Kowabunga! You are spot on!

If I may say so, Jessica, you are well known for your unconventional requests when staying in hotels. Is it true? Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Lately I've found that I can't live without a kitten or baby panda's tears delivered daily to my suite.

Jessica, what do you think about president Donald Trump?
Sorry, I was under the impression this was a playful meeting, not a glimpse into the abyss of gloom.

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