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A conversation with Jessica Lange
Jessica Lange
Jessica Lange born April 20th, 1949 (Aries)
Jessica Lange always employs a rigorous way to choose her next movie (pixabay photo)

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a moose. A big, fat, poised moose, gorged and sleepy in the shade of a large tree.

Which is your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm the testimonial for a new infant formula called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject without asking my agent.

I'm eager to prove that infant formula.
Well, it will be sold only in Andorra and Tazbekistan.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I really like most of them, but I hope machines will replace them very soon.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Jennifer Connelly. We were in the same book club when our partners were away.

Should you give up acting, which kind of career would you like to pick up?
Almost surely that of geoduck farmer. I already have quite an experience in that field.

Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Nicolaus Copernicus. I played one of his neighbors.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to move small objects with my mind.

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Let's face it, actors are busy people. It's not easy for them to fix a meeting for an interview. So we decided to leave Jessica Lange totally alone and to obtain the interview above without her help. Hence, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained thanks to a computer simulation of Jessica.
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